- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

kesha is a virgin.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

YES! EXACTLY!

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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