- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

david weres the slug gone

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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