Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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Anti Joke

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