What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

Your dads dead. lol

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

non poop

Abortion

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

I'm Batman.

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