- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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