why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

knock knock whos their a person

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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