Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

My three children are three big mistakes.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

The NBA and womens sports

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

The WNBA

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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