- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Weed.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

The government

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*