- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

say cheese

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

gabbi nunez ;)

black chicken. kfc

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