An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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Carrot fingers

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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