Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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just in time?

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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