How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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God. God.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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Check out page 4016 :)

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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