Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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