- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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