Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

This is an anti joke

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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