- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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