Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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