What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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Gay's

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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Anti Joke

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