Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Z.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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