You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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I need to start studying.

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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A black man has a job.

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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I'm Jewish

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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