- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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