What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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bryden is a faggot

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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