Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

You know what's funny? Clowns.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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