- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Your mam is so fat.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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