Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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butt sex

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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religion

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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Jews

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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your mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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