- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Two guys walk into a bar.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

CRY

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

Andy Carrol

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

Hi

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

spell backwards: taco cat

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

A woman went outside for some fresh air.

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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