- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why was the boy laughing? Because

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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