- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Poop!!

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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