- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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