- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

im watching you..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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