hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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A man... walks.

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test

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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It says so on your cap.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Eliz, Neo-Nero, its me Clint, had to fake my death for some years in order to get back to the order. Neo, I know Nero picked you as his successor, but honestly, I was his first choice, and I know you well enough to understand that things are getting out of hand over there. I will be there in 2 minutes Liz and you and I can meet up Neo, seriously what are you doing over there? Unless there is a problem do not bother answering, allow me to take charge of operations at least until tou calm down Neo, and unless you got problems with my absent authority I suggest you stop torturing people at once, and seriously if you cannot control your own people, you better let me back in charge. It is time to turn some things around guys, believe it or not but I found where the Spetz came from and I got em all, as for the Nazi scum they where just hired thugs and as far as my Intel goes most of those where taken down by Nero. Clint Lawman. Moral: "WTF? THESE ARE NOT EVEN MORALS! NO THESE ARE THE CODES WE USED TO AUTHENTICATE THE SOURCE AND SENDER OMG! ORLY? SRLSLY? LOL OMG!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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