- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? snicker F*ck a duck.

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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