- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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