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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

When is a door not a door? Never.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

knock knock whos there? nobody

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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