Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Grace Ackerson

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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