- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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