Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

minorities.....

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Lets Go Lakers!

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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