What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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