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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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