your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

Replacement Referees

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

He walked in a bar

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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