- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Racial equality.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Why was the gay guy sad?

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

Church.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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