Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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your mom died.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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