- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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