Loner.

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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Donald Trump.

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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