What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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why was the boy sad? because.

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Wright flyer

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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