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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dusters blow stuff.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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