- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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