How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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