- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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