Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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This statement is false.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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