Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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