- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

How did the mecanic die? He drowned

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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