What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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