- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

PSN IS UP

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

FUS RO DAH!!!

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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