- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

What did death say to life? Go die

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Your face

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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