What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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Knock knock

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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