- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

I have suicidal thoughts

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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