- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

What did the president do for the people? ...

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

ur gay

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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