- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

your mother

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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