- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Pineapple.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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