IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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