Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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women rights

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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