- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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