Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

angelosnyder is not gay

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

Why was the boy laughing? Because

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

John Cena for president

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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