What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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i am and me is i

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Gingers.

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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