- Anti Joke

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Gun Control

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

hey hey apple

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

david your girlfriend has a nice ass