- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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