- Anti Joke

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

John Cena for president

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July