- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

James Patrick Campbell

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

* anti-punchline

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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