- Anti Joke

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

roses are red, violets are violet.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.