What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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SBB

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Logan's gay

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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This statement is false.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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