- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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