Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

Womens Rights

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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