- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

A baby seal walks into a club.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Carrot fingers

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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