- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

So, how 'bout that airline food?

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

black people are white when i use night gogles

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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