- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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