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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What comes after 69? 70

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

I've got a dig bick

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Poop.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

women's rights.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

identical jokes get different votes.

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

How come anti jokes r funny

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

Women's Professional _________

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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