- Anti Joke

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

Potato!

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.