- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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