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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

what is a chicken answer: chicken

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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