Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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c-? men, C-men

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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brittney griner

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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