What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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