What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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What? Why?

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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