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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.