- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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