- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

A dog was barking at a tree

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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